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Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
House
Cages
Hamster
Wondering
Hamsters
Clean
Oblige
Safe
Locking
Needed
Ranger
Wasn
Rangers
Wonder
Insisting
Happy
Cage

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