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-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Good
Humility
Dangerous
Somebody
Teach
Woman
Gloating
Littles
Max
Little
Flattering
Needs
Armed

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