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Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I'm going to get you for it.
Janet Evanovich
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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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New Jersey
Steffie Hall
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