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Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off, he said. I'm not in the mood to compromise.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Either
Else
Take
Compromise
Mood
Bed
Clothes

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