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You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Trying
Waste
Carrots
Think
Kill
Grip
Thinking
Lasts
Idiots
Last
Vegetables
Two
Idiot
Eatin
Better
Breath
Lula
Feel
Breaths
Carrot
Feels
Gonna
Vegetable

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