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Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.
Janet Evanovich
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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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Steffie Hall
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