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Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Dumbness
Underestimating
Underestimate
Happens
Always
Time
People

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