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Diesel is back, Ranger said. Yes. How did you know? I woke up with a migraine this morning. Ranger said.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Rangers
Woke
Morning
Back
Migraine
Diesel
Ranger

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