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Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Birds
Including
Bird
Safe
Nothing
Looks
Sweetie
Flies

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