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I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Handcuffs
Enslave
Rangers
Woman
Need
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