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I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Rangers
Woman
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Handcuffs
Enslave

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[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.
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I shot that sucker right in the gumpy. Grandma Mazur
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On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.
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Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum
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Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.
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Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while
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I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.
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Somewhere along the line, I realized that I liked telling stories, and I decided that I would try writing. Ten years later, I finally got a book published. It was hard. I had no skills. I knew nothing about the business of getting published. So I had to keep working at it.
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Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
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Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she's turning the page. It must flow seamlessly.
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I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.
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Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out? Lula
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I have bad car juju. -Stephanie Plum
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I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.
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I don't feel so good. Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. Excuse me. she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
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I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit? Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six
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Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.
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I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.
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You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think? Stuart Bagget
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The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.
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