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Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
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Plums
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Intent
Often
Different
Thinking
Napping
Stephanie

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