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I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Took
Lobby
Point
Elevator
Three
Elevators
Back
Junk
Overdoing
Apartment
Staggered
Ran
Stephanie
Miles
Plum
Exercise
Plums

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