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Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. this is it, he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep.this car has protective qualities You mean like a guardian angel? I mean, like, it has seatbelts

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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