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Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week. Carl Costanza - Hot Six

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
New Jersey
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Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.
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Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this. - Morelli
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Who's the best person you know. Of all the people you know personally, is there anyone who has a sense of right and wrong and lives by it? This was a sticky question because it would have to be Ranger ...but I suspected he occasionally killed people. Only bad people, of course, but still...
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Your on your on with this one babe. Coward. Calling me names isn't going to get me in there. -Ranger and Stephanie
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It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.
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I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box. When the box was finally full I took it to the curb and set it on fire. The next day I went out and got a temp job.
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Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out? Lula
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Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.
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I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
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You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
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Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.
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I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. “I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look,” Morelli said. “It’s floor,” I told him. “I can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake.
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Aren't you something, Grandma said. I never saw a midget up close. Little person, Briggs said. And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion
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I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.
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I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.
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Bullets are creepy. Stephenie
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The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.
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Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator. Stephanie Plum
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Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.
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