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Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week. Carl Costanza - Hot Six

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
New Jersey
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I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.
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On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.
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He squinted at me. What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
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I hate mornings. They start so early.
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Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.
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Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.
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Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula
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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang, Grandma said. Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.
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That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.
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I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.
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-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-
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you see what I'm saying? Mooner said. Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental.
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Ranger clicked his penlight on. Hang onto me if you can't see. I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. I'm good to go. He was still for a beat. You could have held on to my jacket, he said. Would you rather I do that? No. Not even a little.
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The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.
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I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.
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Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head. Eddie DeChooch
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I felt my cell phone buzz, and I looked at the screen. Ranger. “Your GPS just went blank,” Ranger said when I answered. “The car exploded.” There was a beat of silence. “Rafael won the pool,” Ranger said. “Are you okay?” “Yes.” “I’ll send someone.
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What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples? Helen Plum
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It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum
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There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.
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