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I shot that sucker right in the gumpy. Grandma Mazur

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Sucker
Grandma
Shot
Shots
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