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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Bullets
Creepy

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He's a good man, Ranger said. And you? I'm better.
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I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.
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You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
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On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.
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You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter. Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines
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I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset. Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.
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If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
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Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes are make-believe.' Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God?
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These are desparate times. - Stephanie Plum
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I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
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I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy
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There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing. Ranger
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Maybe it was me, Grandma said.Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
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Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I'm going to get you for it.
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Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.
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No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.
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I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched
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Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator. Stephanie Plum
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I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.
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