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Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator. Stephanie Plum

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Bait
Good
Love
Stephanie
Plum
Homicidal
Plums

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