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There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing. Ranger

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Good
Ranger
Rangers
Aren
Sweet
Ever
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