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I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit? Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Six
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Tried
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Concealer
Anything
Zits
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Cynthia
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Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.
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Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.
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I disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.
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I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.
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I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.
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I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb. Morelli
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You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills, I said. I just enter. I don't usually break. You broke down Pitch's door. Lost my temper. -Ranger and Stephanie
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Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.
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Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.
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Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. I gotta get me a pair if those, she said, eyeballing my shorts. I've still got pretty good legs, you know. She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things? Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs.
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Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.
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These are desparate times. - Stephanie Plum
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Your on your on with this one babe. Coward. Calling me names isn't going to get me in there. -Ranger and Stephanie
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I don't know much about cars, Joyce said, but I think someone took my engine.
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The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. Fainted, I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood hands on hips, staring down at him. Tank doesn't faint. I've been in firefights with him. He's a rock. Well, the rock fainted.
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I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.
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It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum
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You should see me work my magic in leather Ranger
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Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.
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God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.
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