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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
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This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe. Ranger
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If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.
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That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.
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You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.
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Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week. Carl Costanza - Hot Six
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Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.
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You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.
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You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli
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I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether.
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Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.
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I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.
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Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.
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At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable camera.
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I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.
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I really wouldn't classify the books as mysteries. I prefer to say that they're adventures.
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I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
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Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.
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I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.
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Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.
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Ranger sent us to check on you, Hal said. We just got here, and we heard shots. Some moron ate my jelly doughnut, Lula said. So I shot him.
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