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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
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Is there anything else you need from me? Ranger asked. Not right now. There will come a time, Ranger said. Let me know when. And he disconnected. I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead.
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You owe me! -Stephanie Why do I owe you? -Joe I caught your no good cousin. -Stephanie Yeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, and damaged thousands of dollars of government property. -Joe Well if you are going to be picky about it.... -Stephanie
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Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them.
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Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula
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Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator. Stephanie Plum
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How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
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I felt my cell phone buzz, and I looked at the screen. Ranger. “Your GPS just went blank,” Ranger said when I answered. “The car exploded.” There was a beat of silence. “Rafael won the pool,” Ranger said. “Are you okay?” “Yes.” “I’ll send someone.
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I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.
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You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms. Joe Morelli
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I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and somehow turns into a story idea.
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Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.' There are some similarities.
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There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect Stephanie
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You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake. Morelli said. I'll find you. You are such a cop. Tell me about it.
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Who's the best person you know. Of all the people you know personally, is there anyone who has a sense of right and wrong and lives by it? This was a sticky question because it would have to be Ranger ...but I suspected he occasionally killed people. Only bad people, of course, but still...
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He's a good man, Ranger said. And you? I'm better.
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It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.
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I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
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You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.
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And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs. Mr. Landowsky
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If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
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