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The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Went
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Pussies
Pussy
Brass
Golden
Straight

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