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You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire. Do you really think so?' Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.' I don't like the wood elves.' They're okay. They're misunderstood.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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