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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Anyone
Yogurt
Alarm
Alarms
Nerve
Gas
Nerves

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