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I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
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I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible.
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The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.
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The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.
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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
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You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
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I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.
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