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You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?
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As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.
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It is just as painful to me when I do poorly. If the fault is all mine, that's what's painful. If it's a situation where no one could have succeeded, I don't feel as bad.
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