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As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
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Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.
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I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.
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For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.
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I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
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As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
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Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
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I'm not religious anymore, but I think it's like papal infallibility, which is a ridiculous man-made tenet, like what I believe most religious tenets to be, are man-made after the fact.
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... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
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I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible.
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I did not support Operation Desert Fox.
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I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.
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Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don't anybody trip on my soap box on the way out. Don't anybody trip over that. And the chip on my shoulder's a little heavy. I have back problems now.
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Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.
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You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.
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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
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I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle.
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Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the young people. They don't have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing.
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We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.
Janeane Garofalo
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
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