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I wound up getting a lot of other opportunities in the nineties, and then sort of as quickly as it started, it just as quickly ended around 2001. And so yeah, I'd love to continue acting but it's just not up to me.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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