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Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.

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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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