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For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.
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I wound up getting a lot of other opportunities in the nineties, and then sort of as quickly as it started, it just as quickly ended around 2001. And so yeah, I'd love to continue acting but it's just not up to me.
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Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.
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Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually fights for the things liberals and progressive and rational people care about. I don't know why he's being thrown under the bus. He hasn't done any - he hasn't broke any laws.
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I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.
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You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'
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My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.
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As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
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We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.
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This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
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I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible.
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Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.
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I make jewelry occasionally. I'm not a hobbyist. I'm a reader, I'm a lover of books, I like to watch movies, but mostly a lot of nothing. I'm quite content doing very little.
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I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
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All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
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If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don't ask, don't tell policy with any and all bodily functions.
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I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.
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I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
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You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.
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