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The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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I don't know who you're referring to exactly who said, 'What has Iraq done to us?'
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A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.
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Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.
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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
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To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that.
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Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don't anybody trip on my soap box on the way out. Don't anybody trip over that. And the chip on my shoulder's a little heavy. I have back problems now.
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... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
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Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.
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There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over. I become like a bartender at 2 AM. OK, people, let's move it out! Yeah, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other.
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My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.
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Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.
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Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
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Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.
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My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.
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I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
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I did not support Operation Desert Fox.
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You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
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