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Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.

Janeane Garofalo

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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
Actor
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New Jersey
Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Rejection
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The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.
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You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.
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How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?
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Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.' That would be a French basher.
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Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.
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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
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I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.
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I'm not a disciplined writer.
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Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
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Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things!
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I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle.
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.
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If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don't ask, don't tell policy with any and all bodily functions.
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We're our own worse enemies sometimes but I still blame men.
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I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of that realm. So it's not anything that particularly confronts me very much at all.
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You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'
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