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Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Janeane Garofalo

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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'
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The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.
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Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
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Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.
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I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.
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I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger.
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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
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I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don't speak at all, and he'll be friendly to you.
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You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.
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I would tell the Democrats in Washington who are trying to be civil with the bipartisanship to please stop and let the joker die once and for all, let the agents of chaos hit the pavement, stop picking them up.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.
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Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.
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