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He [God] just seems so man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It's human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don't begrudge anyone that. I just don't need one.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We're our own worse enemies sometimes but I still blame men.
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