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You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.
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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
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Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.
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I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.
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Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.
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