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There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'

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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
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