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There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'

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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
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If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
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