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You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We're our own worse enemies sometimes but I still blame men.
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There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America.
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It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It snowballs.
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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
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I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
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I was just utterly oblivious to how difficult it was, and how difficult it was going to be, and then also in the mid-eighties through the mid-nineties there was a boom of sorts. So there were plenty of stages. If I had started now, there would be very few places to get better and better.
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Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually fights for the things liberals and progressive and rational people care about. I don't know why he's being thrown under the bus. He hasn't done any - he hasn't broke any laws.
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
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Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things!
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I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
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I don't know who you're referring to exactly who said, 'What has Iraq done to us?'
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... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
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