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All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?

Janeane Garofalo

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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps doing it. I did see some of the other comedians struggling.
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My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don't speak at all, and he'll be friendly to you.
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I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, 'A pretty face is your best asset this season.' And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year?
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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
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I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
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So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mistake of becoming an Iraqi citizen, apparently we can just drop bombs on you with impunity.
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Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes: if equal affection cannot be, then let the more loving one be me. Have you ever read that one? It's one of my favorites.
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The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.
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You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.
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Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
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... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
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The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.
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I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger.
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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
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Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
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Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
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You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.
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It is just as painful to me when I do poorly. If the fault is all mine, that's what's painful. If it's a situation where no one could have succeeded, I don't feel as bad.
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