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All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over. I become like a bartender at 2 AM. OK, people, let's move it out! Yeah, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
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Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
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I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.
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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
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You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.
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I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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I make jewelry occasionally. I'm not a hobbyist. I'm a reader, I'm a lover of books, I like to watch movies, but mostly a lot of nothing. I'm quite content doing very little.
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It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It snowballs.
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As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.
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I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.
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Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
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Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.
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A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
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It is just as painful to me when I do poorly. If the fault is all mine, that's what's painful. If it's a situation where no one could have succeeded, I don't feel as bad.
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Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.
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We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.
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I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
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