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Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.
Janeane Garofalo
I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of that realm. So it's not anything that particularly confronts me very much at all.
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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
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If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
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This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'
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I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
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We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.
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There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.
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Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.
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I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle.
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I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.
Janeane Garofalo
I was just utterly oblivious to how difficult it was, and how difficult it was going to be, and then also in the mid-eighties through the mid-nineties there was a boom of sorts. So there were plenty of stages. If I had started now, there would be very few places to get better and better.
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Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
Janeane Garofalo
I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
Janeane Garofalo
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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