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My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
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If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don't ask, don't tell policy with any and all bodily functions.
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To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that.
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.
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... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
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You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
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Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
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You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.
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I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
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