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My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of that realm. So it's not anything that particularly confronts me very much at all.
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Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.
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I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'
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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
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Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest.
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I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger.
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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