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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.
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The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.
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There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'
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Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest.
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