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I'm not a disciplined writer.
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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Janeane Marie Garofalo
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Disciplined
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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
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Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes: if equal affection cannot be, then let the more loving one be me. Have you ever read that one? It's one of my favorites.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually fights for the things liberals and progressive and rational people care about. I don't know why he's being thrown under the bus. He hasn't done any - he hasn't broke any laws.
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