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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 28
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The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.
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Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually fights for the things liberals and progressive and rational people care about. I don't know why he's being thrown under the bus. He hasn't done any - he hasn't broke any laws.
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I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.
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If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
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I would tell the Democrats in Washington who are trying to be civil with the bipartisanship to please stop and let the joker die once and for all, let the agents of chaos hit the pavement, stop picking them up.
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The teabagger thing and the right-wing thing - they pick easy targets, and a female in the entertainment industry is low-hanging fruit. It's very easy to mock and marginalize people in general who are in the entertainment industry, for some reason. But then definitely there's the double standard and the misogyny that goes through it as well.
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Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.
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He [God] just seems so man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It's human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don't begrudge anyone that. I just don't need one.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
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I don't know who you're referring to exactly who said, 'What has Iraq done to us?'
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
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Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.
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A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.
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Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the young people. They don't have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing.
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