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The Old Man ain’t afraid of hell
James Thurber
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James Thurber
Age: 66 †
Born: 1894
Born: December 18
Died: 1961
Died: November 2
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James Grover Thurber
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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I don't believe the writer should know too much where he's going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprintold man propaganda.
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Looks can be deceiving it's eating that's believing.
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Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
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I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good, the Golux said, by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life. The firefly's ? said the minstrel. The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers 'flars' and I couldn't let it slide.
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I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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