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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
James Thurber
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James Thurber
Age: 66 †
Born: 1894
Born: December 18
Died: 1961
Died: November 2
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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American girls often marry someone they can't stand to spite someone they can.
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Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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